THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!

**The Morbidly Obese Man** Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:30 am

A huge 16-wheeler semi enters the parking lot as the sound from it's massive diesel engine echoes inside the walls of the building. It brakes and stops as a trucker comes out and walks behind the load being carried by the huge truck and opens the container.

THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!

To the parking attendant's awe, amazement and fear, the lights suddenly gets blacked out as a mammoth form of something utterly indescribable emerges from the container and blocks the lights coming from the fluorescent tubes lighting the parking lot. Staring up to a dark form hidden from the lights, the parking attendant gulps as he only sees a pair of eyes staring at him.

?: "Is this FWO kiddo?"

The parking attendant could only nod his head, his voice trapped in his throat, just as afraid as he was to come out. The huge behemoth of a man looks around and snorts out loud.

?: "Hmph... This place ain't so hot... I'll have this joint under my control before the end of the year."

The big man then sniffs around and a creepy smile spreads across his lips as he licks them...

?: "Mmm... Fresh meat!"

The huge man quickly heads through the entrance leading to the building as the parking attendant wonders if he's talking about the buffet table backstage or the wrestlers in the roster. One thing is for sure though, the parking attendant breathes out a sigh of relief as the huge man leaves his vicinity.

THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!